Witty One-Liners for Every Occasion
One-liners are perfect for quick laughs. Here are some of the best:
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.