Witty One-Liners for Every Occasion

Witty One-Liners for Every Occasion

One-liners are perfect for quick laughs. Here are some of the best:

  • I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  • I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
  • Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.